SO.... I have been a bit MIA lately and that is because, well, life really gets in the way of starting things. With work, family trips, sickness (that was a hellish week...), and personal traveling, there have been a lot of things that have been keeping me away from here. And I apologize for that! I have had so many cool things that I've wanted to share and just haven't gotten the chance so I'm gonna start back up with a BANG!
JELLYFISH!
Who doesn't like Jellyfish, right? Well, actually, probably a lot of people. And most have them have been stung by them. Personally, I've never been stung by a jellyfish. However, I have been stung by sea grass anemones and those things hurt so.... I can only imagine!
But, I'm going to talk about Jellyfish today because I have been seeing a lot of them. Big ones too, not the small ctenophors (which are still really cool and I want to see them because they are adorable!). At work I've actually been seeing a large amount of Lions Mane Jellyfish. One day alone I counted about 8 in a small harbor just drifting by, scaring all of the shore shrimp onto the docks. This may be a common thing, but I found it interesting because they were all at least the size of a dinner plate. For those of you that don't know, the Lions Mane Jellyfish has been recorded as the largest species of jellyfish, growing in size up to 8 feet in diameter. The largest ever recorded had tentacles reaching 120 feet long, making it one of the largest known animals in the world, not just the largest jellyfish. That, my friends, is scary. You don't want to run into one of those in the open water.
The gif below shows one of the larger ones that I saw. The stick in the water is at least 1 1/2 feet long and you can see the tentacles floating in the water doing beneath the dock. And that one's probably just a baby baby.
FACTS!
So, let's get down to the brass tax that is Jellyfish.
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I'll put something into perspective: When an ephyra is released, it is about the size of a quarter. Very small. A jellyfish has a very fast growth rate. A lions mane jellyfish, for example, can grow up to 8 feet in diameter and their life span is only 1 year. One year. Think on that one.

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Because these things are activated by touch and not controlled by the jellyfish itself, you don't even have to be in the water to get stung. SO! If you see a jellyfish on the beach or on the ground or anywhere at all, alive of dead, DO NOT touch the tentacles for they can still sting you and make you cry.
If you do get stung: Use rubbing alcohol, ammonia, vinegar, or even URINE (yes, when Monica got stung by a jellyfish and Joey had to pee on her, it actually worked) to counteract the stings. Using fresh water will only make it worse and rubbing or scratching will only activate the stingers more.
Just remember: Jellyfish are pretty and, honestly, really cool for things that don't really have a brain (yeah, they don't have a brain) but they are not something you should touch. Unless you're like Dory, and bounce on top of their heads. Just watch out for those tentacles!
Any comments or questions? Feel free to leave a comment below! I'd love to hear from ya!